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UPDATE – Weareexpendable.com totally saves the XBOX One and pretty much changes the course of human history!

In case you haven’t heard Microsoft must’ve read my last post and realized that I am both wise and handsome.  They heard my words in their brains and relented on their misguided attempt to alter the current paradigm of used game sales and resales and reresales.  Then they realized that I was also super right about the whole being online all the time thing.  I suggest y’all read this: http://news.xbox.com/2013/06/update.

Now for my next trick I will get Microsoft to lower the price to PS4 levels.  I am also inviting Kate Upton to the prom. At my house. Or the W. Whatever.  I hope she likes playing FIFA.

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So, it’s E3 2013 and we’ve posted nothing. In fact, we’re not even there.

And that sucks.  But what sucks more? The apparent coup that the PS4 folks (or Sony as they like to be called) pulled off by allowing games to be used and resold and kept to the current model which I happen to like.  And you don’t need to be online all the time just to play a single person game.  Does Microsoft not realize that internet outages and wifi outages and other techno-catastrophes actually do happen? Oh my.  I am considering the PS4 over the XBOX One? I just may be. Also I don’t particularly care for the XBOX One name.  Kinda anti-climactic.  I know there’s other better informed people with different takes on this.  Whaddya think. And you know who I mean.

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The Evil Within: Uh, what the hell?

 

This trailer for The Evil Within (PC, Xbox 360, PS3) showed up, I don’t know, a few weeks ago or so, and it creeped me out.  Then I looked into it more and it looks like it’s got a real chance to bring horror back. If you are not sold on the live action trailer then check out these screen shots:

 

 

 

All this looks disturbing and just the thing that us horror game fans want, and the best part is that it might have some substance.  It is also boasting that Shinji Mikami, creator of the survival horror genre, is going to direct.  For those who don’t know Shinji Mikami, he is best known for creating the Resident Evil series.  We’ll see how this game shapes up in the coming months. -Jay (NinjaJay81)

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Badass Married Guy’s Guide to Gaming: Why do you call yourself Ninja?

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Easy.  Because ninjas are awesome. Done.  -Jay (NinjaJay81)

Really the story is a lot more complex than that with a lot of ins and outs, some real cloak and dagger shit.  Okay, maybe not that complex.  The truth is that I picked Ninja because I always liked ninjas.  For as long as I can remember I played every ninja game and watched every ninja movie I could get my hands on.  Then I played hockey and kind of wrongly decided to get Ninja put on the back of my jersey instead of my last name and caught so much shit, but I did not care.  I was the Ninja and I have not stopped being the Ninja for about 15 years now. So NinjaJay81 is just the newest incarnation of my ninja being.

But this is not the only instance where my real life has affected my game playing...

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New #COD, new because “This year we put a ’12’ on the box.”

Well it’s been about 6 months since the last COD came out and now it’s time to get ready to throw that piece of shit away because Call of Duty: Ghost or something fuck you, you’re going to buy it, and it is coming out to kick you in the shit. Yeah, explosions and hamburgers, fuckin’ race cars, red meat, boobs, mustard, donkeys, single cheese slices. Awesome, fuck yeah.

Okay, all joking aside, I really couldn’t give a shit. COD is just like Madden or any of the other games that just come out every year.  I’m sure it will be a good enough game with a crap ton of fans but I just don’t need to give my sixty bucks to something every year that I really don’t like...

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